this elevator does not go up or down it goes isosceles triangle and left
who the hell let willy wonka design another elevator
IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!
one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out
I’M NOT SHITTING YOU
Season 4 Gag Reels.
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
Tumblr, may I offer you a pug in this trying time?
oh my g od
this girl curved EVERYONE
hopes and dreams shattered